Daily Chuckle

[RCW]

I used to get my haircut from Gail in a small barbershop. Was a good barber, normally.

She was a pisser.

Real moody. Mouth would make a Marine blush.

Got a 6-minute haircut once. She was so worked up. Did a really bad job. I wasn’t arguing with her when she had scissors in her hand…..

2-3 weeks later she’s asks “who the f&$& cut your hair last?!?!”

Ummm, you did Gail….got my next couple haircuts free….

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daylight]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Fordtech86]

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Yep, that’s going on the wall of shame in the parts room

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Daren Todd]

Yep, that’s going on the wall of shame in the parts room

I would get fired for posting it in mine or hanging it in my office

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Lil Foot]

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Years ago there was a bread company called Rainbow.
It's slogan was "Rainbow, the 8 Hour Loaf".
We had an inspector at work who earned the nickname "Rainbow".

 

[Daren Todd]

Years ago there was a bread company called Rainbow.
It's slogan was "Rainbow, the 8 Hour Loaf".
We had an inspector at work who earned the nickname "Rainbow".
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If we're talking smack about someone in our shop it's "Gomer"

 

[Magicman]

 

[PHPaul]

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Some years back, my wife had a thyroid-related episode that resulted in her becoming allergic to a number of things, including pet hair/dander. As a result a lifetime of having dogs came to a screeching halt.

A while after that, my youngest daughter bought an Akita puppy (pictures of it - them, now - are in the Awesome Dogs thread). When I went with her to check it out, I met a young female Akita that glued herself to my leg the moment I came through the door. Long story short, I bought the dog and it lived with my daughter.

Part of the arrangement was that I would give her money every month to cover food and vet bills and such. We referred to it as "child support".

She worked in a grocery store at the time and I stopped in one day to give her the monthly allotment. She was working the Customer Service counter that day and I handed her an envelope and said "Here's your child support, you can call off the lawyers now!"

A random lady customer nearby - I'd guess her age at around 40 - gave me a look that could have struck me dead. Daughter saw it too and after the lady moved on mumbling to herself, my daughter and I and her co-worker laughed until the tears ran down our cheeks...

 

[D2Cat]

PHPaul, this is appropriate!

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[PHPaul]

Well, 6 out of 10 ain't bad...

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[Magicman]

 

[i7win7]