I stole that picture from someone else. I know betterYou are a bad man.
Now my wife and I were at Sam's club. I had a big ol girl standing in line behind me. Now I'll talk to anyone and am usually pretty clueless if someone starts flirting with me.
Wife and I had split up and the store, I'm in line and she went to grab something that we forgot.
Well the gal behind me makes a comment about something so we strike up a conversation over nothing. Well, my turn comes for check out and has I turn around, this girl reaches up and grabs one of my butt cheeks
I jump, brush the women off and concentrate on finishing the check out. Wife witnessed the women grab my booty and my reaction. Wifes laughing her butt off. She recovers and joins me with a couple items and we finish checking out.
As we are leaving and out of ear shot of the booty grabber, I ask my wife if she would have defended me?
Her exact reply was "Run Forest!!!!! Run!!!"