That 's me right there. I can't remember the name of things but I can remember all the things associated with the name. Eventually, after going through all the memories of the associated things I remember the name.Memory is good, just short . . .
Two old guys, Joe and Bob, are hanging out in Joe's living talking and watching the game.
Joe says to Bob, "went to a great restaurant last night, really good food."
Bob replies, "ya don't say, good food, huh - what's the name of the restaurant?
Well now Joe is stumped.
Sitting there flustered for a good ten seconds trying to remember, Joe finally says to Bob, "what's the name of that flower - you know, the one with thorns, is red and smell real nice?"
Bob replies, "you mean a rose"?
Muttering under his breath, Joe says, "ya, that it", then turning towards the kitchen he hollers out, "Hey Rose! What's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
It's true! I really do want to know how it works!College Grads
A graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
A graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
A graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much does it cost?"
A graduate with a liberal arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"