That particular pepper grinder works in a unique way. To get the pepper out you have to first unscrew the bottom (small end) cap and expose a little handle. Pull that handle and wait for a few seconds. You should get a real bang out of that pepper.
He marched up to the counter and said, " You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the System, getting something for nothing."
The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2014 Mercedes-Benz CL & he will supply all of your clothes."
"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward but you will also have to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her 20's and has a strong sex drive.
The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're kidding me??
The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . you started it."