Daily Chuckle

[Daren Todd]

A mugger walked up behind me the other day. He poked a gun in my ribs and said... "Give me all your money...!" I turned around and looked him straight in the eye and I said... "Are you serious?!? I don't have any money... I'm married..." He gave me five bucks and left...!

 

[Daren Todd]

My attempt at dieting has failed miserably. I started out strong on the Weight Watchers diet but then I fell off the wagon. Not only did I fall off the wagon but I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire.....and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes...!

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[D2Cat]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Magicman]

 

[fried1765]

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We have a Labrador that does just that!

 

[Ridelght]

 

[bearbait]

Life


This is perhaps the most profound philosophy I have heard in recent times....​

"Life is like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free . . .
it's women who make it hard."