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Why can't you patch it?
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You patched the last one.
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Have you seen the commercial that states:

4 out of 5 dentists recommend sugarless gum for there patients?

What does this mean:

That 1 out of 5 dentists understands how to run a successful practice!
 
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A Russian and a Czech were doing research on Grizzly bears in Alaska with permits from the National Park System. When they stopped doing their regular radio reports, a Ranger was dispatched to search for them.

When the Ranger arrived at their last known location he found evidence of at least two bears in the area.

As he continued the search he inadvertently got between a She Bear and her cubs. She charged and the Ranger had to put her down. More staff arrived at the location and an autopsy was conducted on the female. She weighed in at just over 800 pounds, and her most recent meal was determined to be that of the Russian Researcher.

Now the search for the other researcher intensified. Along the way another -even bigger- Grizzly, weighing some 1,500 pounds, attacked the search party.

The next day they were able to radio Headquarters with the news that both researchers had been found and everyone could return to base.

Yes, you guessed it. The Czech was in the male.
 
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Black Friday Urban Camouflage

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Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to

paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it

while Lucy was out.

After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before

she returned.

She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in

the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she

realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the

toilet seat.


About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament.

They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.

Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts.



Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the

hospital emergency room.

The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to

free her. (Try to get a mental picture of this.)

Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying,"Well,

Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."

The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them. I just never

saw one mounted and framed."
 
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Magicman

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I tried to get my dog on welfare. The case worker said dogs can't get welfare. "Why not I asked, he's lazy, unemployed, doesn't speak English and doesn't know who his father is?"