Real FBI Story...*Job at the FBI*
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair ... . . Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was
quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'
The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'
MORAL: Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.
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I didn’t think there were any left, and this one looked like it was on its last legs.
For anyone that remembers them, it made me chuckle....
As a person that has very many law enforcement officers in his family, including former chiefs of police in my family, I would say that your former co-worker is a very irresponsible FBI agent. He had no business checking out that suspicious vehicle. His DUTY was to call in that suspicious vehicle and sit tight until he was contacted by the police. If I had him as a friend up to that point, I would ditch him immediately. You could get killed just for knowing himReal FBI Story...
One of my former coworkers ended up working for the FBI. In one of his assignments with a team, he was investigating corruption of a state law enforcement agency that was linked to some drug dealers.
The work was very dangerous since there was a working relationship between the FBI and the law enforcement agency being investigated and all the names of the FBI agents involved in the investigation were known by the other agency. Eventually, death threats were being phoned in to the FBI office naming specifically the agents involved in the investigation. It got so bad, that the FBI agents involved sent their families away and my friend bought an AR-15 and body armor for "personal use at home". He lived in new subdivision and they had built just about four houses so it was very desolate. One night, he notices a car coming in slowly passing in front of his house and turning into the vacant lot across the street, stopping under a tree and turning off its lights. He thought that it was very suspicious and he put on his bullet proof vest and reached for his AR. He turned off all the lights in the house and left through the back door. He slowly approached the car and there was nobody outside. As he got closer, he found two occupants in the car and he yelled - freeze! One of the occupants was a woman and started screaming in fear. The other, was a man and he was trying to reach for something and when my friend was about to shoot the guy, the woman started yelling to the man to stop or he would get shot. The man stopped. It turned out that my friend did not know that the spot was a well known lover's lane and the guy was only trying to zip up...