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orange crusher

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I actually know of a guy who wears those tennis-boots un-ironically. He has a convertible ford bronco with large steer horns on the front and painted with the American flag. This is Northern Michigan, mind you... Handlebar moustache, big bushy beard.

His name?

Kowboy...




I sh1t you not.
Super nice guy, though. A real character, if you can imagine that.

Didn't they legalize drug sales in Michigan ??????????
 
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Didn't they legalize drug sales in Michigan ??????????
They did. Not before I knew Kowboy, but, yeah, they did.
TBH, I don't think that he would be one to partake. I don't know for sure, just guessing.
 

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Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin,

Orders three pints of Guinness & sits in the corner of the room,

Drinking a sip out of each pint in turn.

When he had finished all three, He went back to the bar & ordered three more.

The barman says, "You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it ......... Your pint would taste better if you bought one at a time."

Patrick replies, "Well now, I have two brodders, one is in America ; & de odder in Australia ; & here I am in Dublin . When we all left home, we promised dat we'd drink dis way to remember de days we all drank togedder."

The barman admits that this is a nice custom & says no more.

Patrick becomes a regular customer, & always drinks the same way ....... Ordering three pints & drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are finished.

One day, he comes in & orders just two pints.

All the other regulars in the bar notice! & fall silent.

When he goes back to the bar for the second round,

The barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."

Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops & he starts to laugh,

"Oh no," he says, everyone is fine!


Tis me, .................. I've Quit Drinking!"
 

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A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.

The man replied, "I have a flat tire."

The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"

The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."
 
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OK, now they're just messing with me.

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