Captain: rumble crash bang boom Our canon is misfiring. You need to come over and repair it immediately.rumble crash bang boom
Canon Support: I'm sorry sir, I cannot understand you. There is a lot of noise. Can you move to a more silent place and repeat your request?
Captain: What The F**K? I'm in a WAR and the canon is f***ing misfiring!
Canon Support: Sir, your tone is not acceptable. Please calm down and ring us again later when you have calmed down. hangup...click...
Captain: ...holding on the support line...
Canon Support: Hello sir, how may I help you?
Captain: rumble crash bang boom Our canon is misfiring. And, NO, I cannot make it silent here. We are in the middle of a fighting WAR! we need help NOW!
Canon Support: Sir, yelling does not speed up our support process. In the meantime, can I ask you to turn your ship off and on again?
Captain: Are you FU***NG KIDDING ME!
Canon Support:hangup...click...
Ship PA: Incoming! BANG
Canon Support: Hello Invoice Department, we had a support call from our contract. Please bill them for two calls.