....I had to go through computer training at work once or twice a year. Main cause of computer "hacking" was by emails....
I click on everything, which is why I have a $42 million inheritance coming my way, 23 hot women from Ukrain flying in to spend it on, and a few things to give me a huge and erect--well, probably third arm from the sound of it--to keep the ladies happy. I'm taking a foreign language course and should be done in six weeks starting next week; first on my list is, "Make me a sammich!." (I don't want to have to learn "kitchen" and "cook" right away, that should be self-explanatory, they did all go to university.)
Thankfully a loan offer for $63,000 came in to tide me over (I'm pre-approved, no collateral), and there are about 70 offers in my voicemail to buy the dinky shack I live in for top dollar--which is great because I want to unload it before buying a 7-bedroom mountain home on a lake (which I'm also pre-approved for and the paperwork is almost complete). I've already got the new truck loan paperwork mostly done, gonna need something to pull the new boat! (75% off Fall clearance sale, this Labor Day Weekend only)
You guys don't know what you're missing.