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[Selkirk_D]

A new twist on an old classic:

 

[Sawdust&Shavings]

How fast was this kid going?
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Ask Runs with Sissors as he was driving.

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[Sidekick]

 

[xrocketengineer]

Military Right to repair.

The best comment of the article:

• Captain: ...holding on the support line...
• Canon Support: Hello sir, how may I help you?
• Captain: rumble crash bang boom Our canon is misfiring. You need to come over and repair it immediately.rumble crash bang boom
• Canon Support: I'm sorry sir, I cannot understand you. There is a lot of noise. Can you move to a more silent place and repeat your request?
• Captain: What The F**K? I'm in a WAR and the canon is f***ing misfiring!
• Canon Support: Sir, your tone is not acceptable. Please calm down and ring us again later when you have calmed down. hangup...click...
• Captain: ...holding on the support line...
• Canon Support: Hello sir, how may I help you?
• Captain: rumble crash bang boom Our canon is misfiring. And, NO, I cannot make it silent here. We are in the middle of a fighting WAR! we need help NOW!
• Canon Support: Sir, yelling does not speed up our support process. In the meantime, can I ask you to turn your ship off and on again?
• Captain: Are you FU***NG KIDDING ME!
• Canon Support: hangup...click...
• Ship PA: Incoming! BANG
• Canon Support: Hello Invoice Department, we had a support call from our contract. Please bill them for two calls.

 

[Old_Paint]

They're out there!
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The only good news here is that looks like old used sheet metal. Having purchased some AG panels about that length, I can attest they are WAY too expensive to even think about letting them drag.

 

[Old_Paint]

She was a major druggie.

Yeah, she was, but still a lot easier on the eyes than David Cassidy was. Well, for me, anyway.

 

[dirtydeed]

How fast was this kid going?
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I guess he never made it home from the tree farm. maybe the tree slid off the roof and impaired his vision?

lol