Daily Chuckle

[Henro]

If your grocery story has a health food section, what does that make the rest of the store?

House of good food?

 

[Moose7060]

 

[Moose7060]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Magicman]

That explains many people's direction. They have no clue about intelligence nor common sense.

 

[Magicman]

 

[old and tired]

"This why it's so important to study math at school." I guess English is too... or is this the funny 2nd part???

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Henro]

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[Daren Todd]

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Oh darn!!!! I missed it But.... my coworkers lives in that town.... so I'll be passing this meme around at the morning meeting

 

[DustyRusty]

I wonder what size a goat wears? Does Victoria's Secret have them in the correct size? What colors go best with the goat's fur tones? All this reminds me of when Lady Bird Johnson was attempting to beautify the countryside roads by pushing towns to enact ordinances to put junk yards behind high wooden fences. At that time some farmer's wives were sewing skirts to put on the cows to cover up their utters. I remember seeing this on the evening news and in magazines. Who knows, next someone will suggest putting lipstick on a pig to make it beautiful.

 

[WanderOn]

 

[Magicman]

When you get old, you don't feel as old as you thought old people were when you were a kid.

Whether you think you can or you can't you're right

 

[D2Cat]

Call me old fashioned, but I'm glad my mother was a woman!

 

[Daylight]