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sagor

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I decided to skip all the news channels with Covid and American politics and watch a documentary about serial killers to relax....
 
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It seems that the "Time Out" generation didn't turn out as well as the "Butt Whipping" generation.
 
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Amazing how fast the new car recharges

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Looks like the "mother-in-law" seat is making a come back.
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Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, 'Your heart would be just below your left breast'.

Later that night........ Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her left knee.
 
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The Toilet Brush

Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle.

They bought five $1 tickets each, seeing it was for charity.

The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize.

Tom won the first prize - a whole year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce.

Dick was the winner of the second prize - six month's supply of extra-long gourmet spaghetti.

And Harry won the sixth prize - a toilet brush.

When they met in the pub a week later, Harry asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes.

"Great," said Tom. "I love spaghetti."

"So do I," said Dick. "And how's the toilet brush, Harry?"

"Not so good," Harry said, "I reckon I'll go back to paper..."
 

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Saw Hillary today

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Maybe the reason that I don't feel my age is because I still think that I am still young, or maybe I'm immature, or maybe I'm just more mature manure. :poop:
 

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Cake decorating is too hard, pies are easy

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Daren Todd

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Jack walked into the bar and said, "Pour me a stiff one, Jim! I just had a fight with my wife." Jim said.

"Oh yeah? And how did it end?" Jack replied,

"She came over to me on her hands and knees."

Jim replied, "Really? WOW! What did she say?"

She said, "Come out from under that bed, you gutless coward!"