Daily Chuckle

[Daren Todd]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Magicman]

The Secretary of Defense is briefing President Obiden on Iraq. "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Oh no!" exclaims the president, "That's terrible!"

His staff is stunned at this unprecedented display of emotion, watching as Obiden sits, head in hands.

Finally, he looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

 

[Magicman]

I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My Dog gets his first check Friday.

 

[sagor]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Magicman]

Now that's funny right there no matter what you say.

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

I always thought it was the first rolling of the lawn

 

[Lil Foot]

Pretty cool roller. Details?

 

[Daren Todd]

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I actually know all about that when I used to live in the city

I would mow the little strip between the sidewalk on either side of my driveway too the neighbors driveways on either side of me.

I would then see the neighbors on either side of me pop out of their houses like gophers Start grumbling, then their garage doors would pop open and out came their mowers

I used to ease the grumbling by passing out a couple cold brews

 

[i7win7]

Pretty cool roller. Details?

Hoelscher Commercial Products - RB Scraper

Hoelscher is a Bushton, Kansas hay baling equipment and earth moving equipment manufacturer.

www.hoelscherinc.com

 

[Magicman]

The patient told her doctor she was stung by a wasp while golfing. "Where did it sting you?" he asked. "Between the first and second hole," she answered.

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[BigG]

Hoelscher Commercial Products - RB Scraper

Hoelscher is a Bushton, Kansas hay baling equipment and earth moving equipment manufacturer.

www.hoelscherinc.com

Of all places: https://www.ruralking.com/RB-R When you put it in the shopping cart the price shows as: $3,986 for .the 48 inch one

I think this would be a top shelf attachment.

 

[i7win7]

Emergency Exit, or was he kicked off the bus?

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Magicman]

Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'



Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck.. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'

 

[Fordtech86]