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Daren Todd

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Well, we didnt get quite the reaction we were looking for. There was a little disappointment when he thought he actually got a toilet. Then realized we were messing with him :D



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Daren Todd

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May 18, 2014
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Here's what we actually got him. A hover board with go cart attachment.



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Magicman

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M4900 Utility Special 4WD e/w FEL & 1530 John Deere "Traveling Man"
Oct 8, 2019
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Sounds like my Uncle that had a 1955 Oldsmobile. It was not air conditioned but he would drive around in the Summer with the windows up so that everyone would think that he did have air conditioning. :rolleyes:
 

sheepfarmer

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Was just listening to the 11 oclock local news, and the holidays is when they bring in newbies to fill in, and the young lady was reading a story off the prompter about somebody that attacked their father with a "procrastinating saw" . :eek:

Don't know if the typist can't spell or the young lady can't read.
 

Magicman

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knotholesawmill.com
My wife is incredibly smart. When I called her from my buddy's phone she answered,
"Hey love!" She already knew it was me!
 

Newlyme

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My wife is incredibly smart. When I called her from my buddy's phone she answered,
"Hey love!" She already knew it was me!
You’re a lucky fella to have an incredibly smart wife. One of my buddies was telling me he recently found out how dumb his wife is. He was going through her purse and found a box of condoms and she doesn’t even have a wiener.
 

Magicman

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Girlfriend: One day I will marry, and a lot of men will be sad that day.
Boyfriend: Wow! How many men do you plan to marry?
 

D2Cat

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I saw a notice where all eye doctors will be out of business after midnight 12-31 this year.

Everyone will be seeing 20/20.