At the hotel was my first time in an elevator. I was up at 0600 and rode it up/down for a while.So, RCW, you may not have traveled extensively, but you still made it further than the US Army. Of course, you were an honoured guest not a trespasser!
People there probably thought "damn, now that's a country boy..."
Pushing 60 now, but I'm not much different 45 years later....