Daily Chuckle

[dirtydeed]

My wifes' LIL SIS (Big Brothers/Big Sisters) got me a new coffee mug for my B-day. I should point out that we no longer go through BB/BS and now identify the young girl as our niece. I dont think BB/BS would approve of the mug.

 

[dirtydeed]

 

[DaOtherOne]

 

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That guy sure get's around...

 

[Henro]

 

[WanderOn]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[dirtydeed]

 

[ayak]

 

[DaOtherOne]

 

[skeets]

 

[ayak]

 

[mikester]

 

[skeets]

 

[ayak]

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place...

First guy, "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy, "That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy, "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word!
So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy, "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge, and said, "Fishing or sex?”

She said, “Wear sun-block”

 

[imarobot]

Speaking of fishing,
These two old friends, John and Mike, loved fishing. Once retired they never missed a day for any reason.
One day they were out there standing in the river flyfishing when they saw a funeral progression coming down the nearby road. They both looked up at it as it approached. When it got close by John took off his hat and held it to his chest and followed as the procession went by. Mike was surprised by this and said to John “I never knew you were so sentimental!”
To which John replied, “Well we were married for almost 50 years.”