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A man met an exotic mysterious woman. She suggested they take a walk along a path that entered a dark creepy forest.

As they walked, the man looked around. "These woods really make me nervous," he admitted.

"You shouldn't be nervous," said the woman. "After all, I'm the one who's going to have to walk back alone."
 
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Magicman

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I went to the doctor the other day and the nurse was taking down my info and reached up behind her ear and pulled out a rectal thermometer. She got a shocked look on her face and exclaimed "Oh no! Some a--hole has my pencil."
 
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I went skydiving today for the first time.
This guy strapped himself to me , we jumped out of the plane.
As we plummeted he said, "So how long have you been an instructor?"
 
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