Daily Chuckle

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[PHPaul]

People cant laugh at them selves any more, and that why we will ever see another movie like Blazing Saddles, or the Jefferson's, or All in the Family, or Sanford and Son. If you cant laugh at your self, you should know someone else is laughing at you

I'm 74, fat, bald, a great-grandfather and been married over 50 years. I ceased giving a rat's rump what anybody else thinks some time ago. It's very freeing.

 

[Henro]

People cant laugh at them selves any more, and that why we will ever see another movie like Blazing Saddles, or the Jefferson's, or All in the Family, or Sanford and Son. If you cant laugh at your self, you should know someone else is laughing at you

I don't laugh at myself often, but frequently look at myself with shock and a amazement every time I screw something up!

 

[woodman55]

 

[skeets]

 

[airbiscuit]

 

[Botamon]

I don't laugh at myself often, but frequently look at myself with shock and a amazement every time I screw something up!

Happens every time I look in the mirror and wonder "Who IS that old man?"......

 

[armylifer]

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Jeremiah was a bullfrog and I helped him drink his wine. he always had some fine wine.

 

[ChiefWebb]

Thank you Armylifer for helping me out on the amphibian!

 

[dirtydeed]

 

[Magicman]

Taking a cat in for a checkup:

There was a scuffle over the rectal thermometer.
Let's just say that the cat is healthy and the vet's temperature is 98.6°.

 

[Toyboy]

 

[dirtydeed]

 

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[dirtydeed]

Jackyl rocks...they do have some very interesting lyrics.

 

[bmblank]

Happens every time I look in the mirror and wonder "Who IS that old man?"......

So, I was helping coach my 10 y/o daughter's softball game yesterday... I was coaching first base at the time. Runner gets walked to first base, my daughter is up to bat and I yell out some encouraging words. First base says "Is she your grand-daughter or something?" I'm rather taken aback and ask her exactly how old she thought I was. "I don't know... 49..." I tell her even at 49 it wouldn't be strange to have a 10 year old daughter. "Well, you've got a gray beard!" Just go play your stupid game, (first base)!


I'm freakin 41 years old! Yeah, some gray and some thinning hair, but come on!

 

[chim]

Oh, there's another lumberjack song?

 

[Daren Todd]

So, I was helping coach my 10 y/o daughter's softball game yesterday... I was coaching first base at the time. Runner gets walked to first base, my daughter is up to bat and I yell out some encouraging words. First base says "Is she your grand-daughter or something?" I'm rather taken aback and ask her exactly how old she thought I was. "I don't know... 49..." I tell her even at 49 it wouldn't be strange to have a 10 year old daughter. "Well, you've got a gray beard!" Just go play your stupid game, (first base)!


I'm freakin 41 years old! Yeah, some gray and some thinning hair, but come on!

My beards pretty much silver at 49yo. I have three grandsons, 18, 16, and 4

 

[chim]

So, I was helping coach my 10 y/o daughter's softball game yesterday... I was coaching first base at the time. Runner gets walked to first base, my daughter is up to bat and I yell out some encouraging words. First base says "Is she your grand-daughter or something?" I'm rather taken aback and ask her exactly how old she thought I was. "I don't know... 49..." I tell her even at 49 it wouldn't be strange to have a 10 year old daughter. "Well, you've got a gray beard!" Just go play your stupid game, (first base)!


I'm freakin 41 years old! Yeah, some gray and some thinning hair, but come on!

HAHA. I'm 75 and have a 5-1/2 YO daughter. NOBODY thinks I'm dad except her. She's been here since she was 10 months old. Sad that the birth parents have issues, but we're lovin' her a bunch.

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