Daily Chuckle

[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

Anyone going to Australia who wants a decent Ranch dressing. Actually, if it isn’t opened, it’s perfectly acceptable to pack nearly any processed and sealed product in checked bags. There are some exceptions, obviously. You can even transport ammunition and firearms if they’re in separate bags and properly declared and completely inaccessible from the passenger cabin. Again, limits apply. It’s much easier with just the firearm and purchasing the ammo at your destination.

If it’s in carry on luggage, no liquid container can be more than 100 ml or 3 oz or in a pressurized container (aerosol ). I forgot to put my 107 ml tube of toothpaste in my checked luggage leaving Auckland on 07/05. The Kiwi TSA takes the 100ml limit very seriously and impounded my toothpaste.

I pack local beers in my luggage when traveling home. I try local brews when I travel. And if I find something I really like, I'll bring a 6 pack home to share with with the kids

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[woodman55]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Henro]

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Good for you guys that figured this out on your own. I adapted so I got the answer right away…

 

[Magicman]

 

[woodman55]

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intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.

 

[Magicman]

Grandma's Boyfriend... A 5 year old girl went to visit her grandmother one day. She played with her dolls as grandma dusted the furniture. At one point, she looked up and asked: "Grandma. how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied: "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroon and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. "The comedies make me laugh. I'm so happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV and the picture was horrible. She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the back of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little girl heard the doorbell ring so she hurried to open the front door. When she opened the door, there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said: "Hello young lady. Is your grandma home?" The little girl replied: "Yeah. she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

 

[Moose7060]

 

[Magicman]

 

[skeets]

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ok i'll bite

 

[85Hokie]

ok i'll bite

intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.

 

[Daren Todd]

ok i'll bite

Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change

 

[Daren Todd]

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OK I'm fact checking this baby

It wouldn't work. It would cost the mechanic money out of his own pocket when he stripped out the nipple the filter screwed on to.

 

[Daren Todd]