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skeets

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When I was young, I hiked mountains, swam for miles, and ran marathons.

Now I have to steady myself when I fart.
 

Magicman

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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No," said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug." Do you want a room with or without a view?
 
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Howling

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Wife: What are you guys playing?

Me: Hopscotch

Wife: But the kids are hopping up and down while you're drinking scot-

Me:

Wife Got an extra glass?