Daily Chuckle

[DaOtherOne]

 

[skeets]

If I say “let me drink my coffee first,” that is not a suggestion. That is community safety protocol.

 

[PHPaul]

If I say “let me drink my coffee first,” that is not a suggestion. That is community safety protocol.

Abso-damn-lutely.

One reason I'm in bed by 8:30 and up before 5. Wifey goes to bed around 2am and is up by 9. That gives me 4 hours more-or-less to get my caffeine levels into the operating zone before having to deal with people.

 

[NCL4701]

 

[NCL4701]

This one made me think of the rare times my wife gets upset with me about something I don’t see as worthy of being upset. For example, eating raw carrots “too loudly” at dinner. 37 years…

 

[NCL4701]

 

[DaOtherOne]

 

[Mark_BX25D]

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Adapt! Improvise! Overcome!


(That line is about the only good thing to come out of one of the stupidest military movies ever made.)

 

[DaOtherOne]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Daylight]

 

[skeets]

Why you should never argue with your wife!

 

[Speed25]

 

[North Idaho Wolfman]

It's a marshmallow FARM not ranch!

 

[Hugo Habicht]

It's a marshmallow FARM not ranch!

How do you know that? Maybe them marshmallows are running all over the place before they are being cut up

 

[chim]

My in-laws grew corn and soybeans for their chickens and cattle. Did they have a franch?

 

[Bee-Positive]

It's a marshmallow FARM not ranch!

A marshmallow ranch would be fenced.

 

[Hugo Habicht]

A marshmallow ranch would be fenced.

Well, look, I do not know anything about marshmallow growing (I am only on the consuming side ), but I could imagine that they are kept like sheep, with a shepard, sheep dog and so on, so no fence required.

 

[D2Cat]

 

[skeets]