Recent content by Newlyme

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    What a STUPID idea ”National Gray Haired Grumpy Old Man Day! Who says you have to have gray hair!? And why is it only one day!? I can be GRUMPY for weeks! Oh never mind….
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    Daily Chuckle

    It should read.... At this point I realized that we don't need mail in voting.
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    Daily Chuckle

    There is never a wrong time, place, or forum to to bring attention to and thank a veteran for their service. To all of the Veterans and their families, Thank You.
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    Daily Chuckle

    Amen.
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    Roll Call

    Here.
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    Daily Chuckle

    This one brought back an old memory. “No matter how good she looks, right now there is a man somewhere tired of putting up with her sh#t.” And one for the ladies…. (Insert picture of good looking man) ”No matter how good he looks, right now there is a woman somewhere tired of putting up with...
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    Daily Chuckle

    Three buddies head out for a cruise and after a couple of hours the boat breaks down and they find themselves adrift. They spot and island and swim to safety. Months go by and no hope of rescue. One day while walking along the beach one of the guys finds a lamp. That evening while sitting around...
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    Daily Chuckle

    Farming is Tough!
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    It’s been years ago now, I remember my Great Grandmother wearing, what I thought was a beautiful bracelet. Then it was passed down to my Grandmother who recently passed. I asked my siblings if I could have the bracelet and to my surprise no one put up a fuss and I got it. I suppose they heard me...
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    Or…. How come he gets to pee in the house? True story, We got a puppy and he follows me everywhere. I was shutting the bathroom door so he wasn’t seeing me pee in the house. He’s finally house broken.
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    Daily Chuckle

    Oops! 22cal.🙃
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    Daily Chuckle

    Ammunition story. Twenty six years ago I drove up to Alaska. I took a 12ga shotgun and a 22ga rifle. No handguns allowed through/in Canada. When we got to border we were asked if we had any firearms and if so what kind. I told them what we had. Then was asked if we had any ammunition. I told...
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    Daily Chuckle

    I heard. They already know who is purchasing guns, background checks. And if they know you are buying guns it’s not a far stretch to guess you are buying ammunition. I’m done buying guns anyway. I’m tired of them falling out of the boat.
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    We’ve all heard the talk and had concerns of the coming of a cashless society. I don’t think we’ll have to worry about it until the Drug Dealers and Politicians figure out how to conduct their ”Business Deals” without cash.
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    I read this twice and failed to find the humor. She’s been dreaming of this day since she was a little baby? It was on the third try that I got it.