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Welcome to our local TV news. Although it is never funny when someone gets injured:

1. How does one get hit by a horse and buggy? When I'm outside I can hear them coming at least 1/4 mile away.
2. When the victim is taken to the hospital, why is it necessary to note that the coroner wasn't called to the scene?

 
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chim

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And here's another typical in-depth story:)

MANCHESTER, Pa. —
Police in York County are looking for a suspect in connection with a retail theft at the Sheetz on North George Street in East Manchester Township this past Sunday.

The York County Regional Police Department said the suspect stole from the store and drove away in a vehicle.

Anyone with information is asked to contact York County Regional Police at 717-741-1259.
 
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Welcome to our local TV news. Although it is never funny when someone gets injured:

1. How does one get hit by a horse and buggy? When I'm outside I can hear them coming at least 1/4 mile away.
2. When the victim is taken to the hospital, why is it necessary to note that the coroner wasn't called to the scene?

It's the quality of journalism graduates these days. Ever notice any report that involves construction equipment that is yellow is always call a bulldozer?
 
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Daren Todd

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Ha! Probably 480 bots!

Or they deleted all the negative ones ..

Even if they are the greatest thing since sliced bread, I'll not buy from amazon ... I've survived for nearly 60 years without out one, guess I'll suffer on ... :cool:
Recently I was looking for a fuel injection pump for a cummins 2.8 diesel. The local fuel injection shop couldn't get one, and couldn't get the parts to rebuild the one i had.

Cummins was 280 days out for one through them.

For giggles, i searched the part number on Amazon. I had the injection pump delivered within a week 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
 
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Daren Todd

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Welcome to our local TV news. Although it is never funny when someone gets injured:

1. How does one get hit by a horse and buggy? When I'm outside I can hear them coming at least 1/4 mile away.
2. When the victim is taken to the hospital, why is it necessary to note that the coroner wasn't called to the scene?

I wonder the same thing when people get stuck by trains 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
 
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Ok hate is a strong word, But I hadddddd to have one too.

Enough of us have gotten one we'll have to compare our impression of it!
Now that sounds kinky.

I thought you said this was a family oriented forum. :ROFLMAO:
 
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Daren Todd

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Very traumatic for the train driver. People never seem to think about others when they commit suicide.

But that is really off topic now... sorry...
I wasn't talking about suicide. I'm talking darwinism at it's finest.

I'll use a child hood experience as an example.

There was a platform on a railroad trestle that was about 35ft off the water. And the perfect spot for us young thrill seekers to go jump in the river and cool off with an adrenaline rush 👍👍👍

We had a couple kayaking by, and saw us kids jumping from the train trestle. So the guy came up to check it out.

Well.... we heard the afternoon train coming, and we told the guy that the train was coming and if he wasn't planning on jumping, then he needed to get off the bridge.

Train kept coming and the guy kept goofing off up there.

Well us kids bailed off the trestle leaving the dude to fend for himself.

It finally dawned on him that we were dead serious that the train was coming when he saw it come out of the trees 100ft away. He did a triple take, and then finally made the wise decision to exit the train trestle as quick as possible (jumped like the rest of us).

We asked why he didn't believe us. He said the way the sound was echoing, he would have bet money that the train was on the other side of the river 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Apparently standing on a train trestle, and hearing a train coming wasn't enough proof 🤪🤪🤪
 
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this happened east of me, last week or so....


I'm impressed Metrolinx ( Go train ) made available the video. Give an engineer's viewpoint !!
I laugh every time I watch it. BTW nobody was hurt ( morning commuter train...)
 
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this happened east of me, last week or so....


I'm impressed Metrolinx ( Go train ) made available the video. Give an engineer's viewpoint !!
I laugh every time I watch it. BTW nobody was hurt ( morning commuter train...)
Is it just me or are the barriers that block the road in the UP position?
 
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North Idaho Wolfman

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Is it just me or are the barriers that block the road in the UP position?
Smart crossings will sense when a vehicle is in the intersection and hold the outbound gate up to allow the vehicle to easily get out of the way.
 
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what you don't see is the lineup of 4-5 cars ahead of the truck at the stop light. IDIOT trucker chose to creep up behind the line. gates actually came down. up here it is illegal to block a RR track( fed controlled property ) odds are he's a brampton boy,never wrote the test but 'passed'. Now he has to pay for choochoo damages, the tow and a small fine. he's lucky he was empty. racing back to get another load( paid by load not per hour ) gates only on 'incoming ' side of road, not both in and out. saves $$$$
 
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They are on a flash deal for $15. Just got one..may never use it but just in case.
Just got mine, picture quality seems good, works as described so far.
 
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Just got mine, picture quality seems good, works as described so far.
I just got mine today too. The picture is great. I tried it down my kitchen sink and it shows great detail. I noticed that the sticker on the back of the unit says not for medical use. I wonder why that is there? :LOL:
 
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I just got mine today too. The picture is great. I tried it down my kitchen sink and it shows great detail. I noticed that the sticker on the back of the unit says not for medical use. I wonder why that is there? :LOL:
I'm fixin' to save a lot of money on colonoscopies with mine...
 
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