Daily Chuckle

[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

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I did that the other night. Which is a rarity.

Woke up to an extremely full bladder. Then had to figure out how to scoot to the end of the bed, around a dog, throw on some clothes (sister in law lives with us). Realize if I button or zip my pants, it's game over. Grab the front of my pants and hold them together so i'm not showing everyone my stuff.

Then lost all pretense of being quiet since I can hold it much longer and sounded like a moose tearing through the place to get to the bathroom

 

[Bearcatrp]

I did that the other night. Which is a rarity.

Woke up to an extremely full bladder. Then had to figure out how to scoot to the end of the bed, around a dog, throw on some clothes (sister in law lives with us). Realize if I button or zip my pants, it's game over. Grab the front of my pants and hold them together so i'm not showing everyone my stuff.

Then lost all pretense of being quiet since I can hold it much longer and sounded like a moose tearing through the place to get to the bathroom

That’s nothing. My old ass got up in middle of the night to go pee. Mother in law was spending the night. I’m butt naked thinking she won’t hear me being quiet. We have night lights all over of course. Met her by the bathroom door. Thank god she wasn’t wearing her glasses. All I could do was slowly move my hands over my pecker and tell her she can go 1st. Walked back to the bedroom to get some cloths on, wife was snickering. She thought that was funny.

 

[Henro]

That’s nothing. My old ass got up in middle of the night to go pee. Mother in law was spending the night. I’m butt naked thinking she won’t hear me being quiet. We have night lights all over of course. Met her by the bathroom door. Thank god she wasn’t wearing her glasses. All I could do was slowly move my hands over my pecker and tell her she can go 1st. Walked back to the bedroom to get some cloths on, wife was snickering. She thought that was funny.

Your wife by chance?

(remember, this is the daily chuckles thread…)

 

[North Idaho Wolfman]

I did that the other night. Which is a rarity.

Woke up to an extremely full bladder. Then had to figure out how to scoot to the end of the bed, around a dog, throw on some clothes (sister in law lives with us). Realize if I button or zip my pants, it's game over. Grab the front of my pants and hold them together so i'm not showing everyone my stuff.

Then lost all pretense of being quiet since I can hold it much longer and sounded like a moose tearing through the place to get to the bathroom

That’s nothing. My old ass got up in middle of the night to go pee. Mother in law was spending the night. I’m butt naked thinking she won’t hear me being quiet. We have night lights all over of course. Met her by the bathroom door. Thank god she wasn’t wearing her glasses. All I could do was slowly move my hands over my pecker and tell her she can go 1st. Walked back to the bedroom to get some cloths on, wife was snickering. She thought that was funny.

I designed our house to avoid situations like this.
Every bedroom has a full bathroom on it, no midnight streaking unless you desire to do so.

I will note that it's very uncommon for anyone to stay with us, so it's normally just the wife, the wolves, and me hanging around, no one really cares about me streaking around.

 

[Daren Todd]

I designed our house to avoid situations like this.
Every bedroom has a full bathroom on it, no midnight streaking unless you desire to do so.

I will note that it's very uncommon for anyone to stay with us, so it's normally just the wife, the wolves, and me hanging around, no one really cares about me streaking around.

I happen to live in a camper. Sister in law was broke and homeless. So she's sleeping in the pantry.

Normally this isnt an issue and hasn't been an issue in any of our houses. And once we build a house, it won't be an issue again.

Since our houses have always had a master bathroom and a guest bathroom

Right now though, we are still in a camper with only one bathroom.

 

[Daren Todd]

That’s nothing. My old ass got up in middle of the night to go pee. Mother in law was spending the night. I’m butt naked thinking she won’t hear me being quiet. We have night lights all over of course. Met her by the bathroom door. Thank god she wasn’t wearing her glasses. All I could do was slowly move my hands over my pecker and tell her she can go 1st. Walked back to the bedroom to get some cloths on, wife was snickering. She thought that was funny.

That's actually how we got our middle stepson to move out.

He was supposed to be staying at a friend's for the night.

Dogs started raising hell about 2am wanting to go out. So I plodded through the house butt naked, opened up the back door to let the dogs out, and ran into my step son.

I asked what he was doing home. Told him to be quiet, and walked back through the house.

Two days later he informed us he had an apartment lined out and would be moving out the next weekend

My wife commented that if she realized that walking around naked would get him to move out, she would have done it a couple years ago

 

[Henro]

I happen to live in a camper. Sister in law was broke and homeless. So she's sleeping in the pantry.

Good on you for helping out someone in need…

 

[Magicman]

 

[North Idaho Wolfman]

I happen to live in a camper. Sister in law was broke and homeless. So she's sleeping in the pantry.

Normally this isnt an issue and hasn't been an issue in any of our houses. And once we build a house, it won't be an issue again.

Since our houses have always had a master bathroom and a guest bathroom

Right now though, we are still in a camper with only one bathroom.

Yea I knew that, been there done that.
And Yes, good of you to give your sister in law a place to stay.
We have a fifth wheel on our place right now that we we have friends stay in over the summer.

I also lived in a fifth wheel for a few years too.
I actually enjoyed it, it was a heck of a lot better than living with my ex!
How far are you out on your build?

 

[Daren Todd]

Yea I knew that, been there done that.
And Yes, good of you to give your sister in law a place to stay.
We have a fifth wheel on our place right now that we we have friends stay in over the summer.

I also lived in a fifth wheel for a few years too.
I actually enjoyed it, it was a heck of a lot better than living with my ex!
How far are you out on your build?

Haven't started. Wife's got her last surgery Wednesday to get the hardware removed in her elbow. Then another month of PT, and then hopefully she will be cleared to go back to work.

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[dirtydeed]

 

[Magicman]

But we also did not have Crunch when I was young. Matter of fact, the only cereal that I remember was Corn Flakes and that was very seldom.

 

[chim]

There weren't aisles full of cereals till my childhood was in the rearview mirror. I do remember Corn Flakes being served at our house and oilcloth table cloths.

 

[Toyboy]

I remember that shredded wheat had Straight Arrow card separators between the biscuit layers, and all cereal mail in prizes where from Battle Creek Michigan.