dandeman
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Equipment
BX2230, LA211 FEL, RCK60B Mower, GCK60BX Bagger; Ford 4000, bush hog, blade, etc
Reference a related thread about tractor vulnerability to damage....
We all seem to like a little humor and what better humor is there than hearing about some obscure way an unfortunate tractor soul found to damage their tractor.. i.e. Impossible Possibilities...
To assist us all in getting the strongest chuckle from other life experience with tractors, Dave Barry's wisdom leads the way... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Barry
When distinguishing fact from hyperbole, Barry frequently asserts: "I am not making this up." Among his favorite topics are exploding or flaming items (cows, whales, vacuum cleaners, toilets, Pop-Tarts, Barbie dolls, etc.), dogs lacking intelligence, live blogging the television series 24, and amusing government studies.
Barry has defined a sense of humor as "a measurement of the extent to which we realize that we are trapped in a world almost totally devoid of reason. Laughter is how we express the anxiety we feel at this knowledge."
A couple of my Impossible, Possibles that happened...
Many Ford 8N, 9N and my 4000 tractor had the exhaust pipe exit the engine manifold and then go down along underbelly to exit at tractor rear.. heavily bolted in place. Judging from all the Ford tractors I've seen I think the Ford factory workers set up a lottery to see who could come up with the most weird way to do the exhausts..
Scenario: Back up tractor in woods.. Don't see low stump behind tractor, but high enough to meet exhaust.. Stump wins.. Exhausts pipe gets shoved forward enough off engine until said exhaust pipe meets radiator... exhaust 1, radiator 0... custom mod time .. cut said exhaust off, weld on extension to exit to the side of engine..
Scenario: Little tree in my woods says I going to grow up and at just the perfect leaning angle to meet woodlot owner's BX2230 at just the right angle to wipe out those expensive Kubota lights that smarty pants owner thinks will be protected by all the extra steel put on the tractor.. Tree 1, Kubota lights 0... Solution: Add yet more steel..
Even bulldozers are not exempt.. the last time my trusted bulldozer operator was working on the land, he met a tree stump that decided it was stronger than his aging clam shell bucket... Critical weld broke... he said got to haul it back to the shop... naw, naw, I said... got a 295 amp arc welder in the basement... pull the dozer up to the house.. after some smoke and sparks, bulldozer happy again... gave me a nice discount on the job..
Your turn......
We all seem to like a little humor and what better humor is there than hearing about some obscure way an unfortunate tractor soul found to damage their tractor.. i.e. Impossible Possibilities...
To assist us all in getting the strongest chuckle from other life experience with tractors, Dave Barry's wisdom leads the way... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Barry
When distinguishing fact from hyperbole, Barry frequently asserts: "I am not making this up." Among his favorite topics are exploding or flaming items (cows, whales, vacuum cleaners, toilets, Pop-Tarts, Barbie dolls, etc.), dogs lacking intelligence, live blogging the television series 24, and amusing government studies.
Barry has defined a sense of humor as "a measurement of the extent to which we realize that we are trapped in a world almost totally devoid of reason. Laughter is how we express the anxiety we feel at this knowledge."
A couple of my Impossible, Possibles that happened...
Many Ford 8N, 9N and my 4000 tractor had the exhaust pipe exit the engine manifold and then go down along underbelly to exit at tractor rear.. heavily bolted in place. Judging from all the Ford tractors I've seen I think the Ford factory workers set up a lottery to see who could come up with the most weird way to do the exhausts..
Scenario: Back up tractor in woods.. Don't see low stump behind tractor, but high enough to meet exhaust.. Stump wins.. Exhausts pipe gets shoved forward enough off engine until said exhaust pipe meets radiator... exhaust 1, radiator 0... custom mod time .. cut said exhaust off, weld on extension to exit to the side of engine..
Scenario: Little tree in my woods says I going to grow up and at just the perfect leaning angle to meet woodlot owner's BX2230 at just the right angle to wipe out those expensive Kubota lights that smarty pants owner thinks will be protected by all the extra steel put on the tractor.. Tree 1, Kubota lights 0... Solution: Add yet more steel..
Even bulldozers are not exempt.. the last time my trusted bulldozer operator was working on the land, he met a tree stump that decided it was stronger than his aging clam shell bucket... Critical weld broke... he said got to haul it back to the shop... naw, naw, I said... got a 295 amp arc welder in the basement... pull the dozer up to the house.. after some smoke and sparks, bulldozer happy again... gave me a nice discount on the job..
Your turn......
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