Funny Gifts for Valentine's Day

car compulsive

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Inspired by Daren's post in the Daily Chuckle, do you have any funny Valentine's Day gifts you can share? (Keep it clean)

My wife and I have only been married for a couple years and she's tough to buy for as she doesn't like jewelry. In addition, she made me promise to skip the Valentine's gifts this year because I just bought her a bluetooth turntable a couple weeks ago so she could listen to her old albums. Anyway, with winter at last arriving in Michigan, I noticed that my heavy work socks were disappearing from my drawer. She's been borrowing them on some days to keep her feet warmer on the concrete floor at work. As an appropriate gift, I bought her a couple pairs of Carhartt boot socks, one sock for each year we've known each other. I didn't get in too much trouble for breaking the no-gift promise - and I get to keep my socks.
 

Howling

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After 34 years I have learned the no-gift thing really only suppose to work on way.

Don't forget to tell her she is your favorite wife.