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[Shawn T. W]

Don't look shredded or faded to me ....

Dodge generally puts the engine displacement on the front fender or hood ... At least currently ...

The 383 is a 50 year old engine, not sure why anyone would put that in a 10 year old car, when the 392 has a lot more power!

 

[Shawn T. W]

The distraught woman asked the doctor, "How is he?" The doctor said, "He's had severe concussions and has also sustained bone fractures." She asked, "Can I talk to him?" The doctor said, "No, not right now, but I can relay a message."
……….She asked, "Could you ask him if I passed my driving test?"

What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day?
………. It was loaf at first sight.

My wife said to me: "If you won the lottery, would you still love me?"
………. I said: "Of course I would. I'd miss you, but l'd still love you."

If you see a burglary at an Apple store.
………. You become an iWitness.

What did the accountant say while auditing a document?
………. This is taxing.

Somebody should market a beer called
"Occasionally".
………. So when asked, I can say, "I only drink Occasionally"!

 

[DONLI]

Don't look shredded or faded to me ....

Dodge generally puts the engine displacement on the front fender or hood ... At least currently ...

The 383 is a 50 year old engine, not sure why anyone would put that in a 10 year old car, when the 392 has a lot more power!

70 s car!

Don

 

[imarobot]

70 s car!

Don

383, 392, whatever it takes

 

[Shawn T. W]

70 s car!

Don

You're right, I was just looking at part of the tail light and figured it was a modern Challenger ...

But whatever it is, and whatever it has for an engine, it's still a Hybrid!

 

[Daylight]

 

[DaOtherOne]

 

[OntheRidge]

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That's Mr. Spock, not DR. Spock

 

[Lil Foot]

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Posted earlier:
During my first 3rd shift as captain of the company fire department, I got a call of a medical/chemical emergency in the production assembly area. They had recently begun using cyanoacrylates (crazy glue) for some assemblies. A sitting woman had broken the tube & had glue all over her hands, didn't know it and touched her eyelid with her right index finger, gluing it fast. Her supervisor came up behind her to help, reached over the top, grabbed her hand, and promptly glued both of his hands to hers, which was glued to her eyelid. I arrived just in time to stop an employee from pouring a 2 1/2 gal bucket of acetone over her head. Knowing there was almost nothing I could do, I called for the pros and taped them into a single unit so her eyelid would remain intact. The paramedics later informed me that took a surgeon over an hour to separate then with a scalpel.
Hardest part for me & the paramedics was to keep from cracking up.

 

[skeets]

 

[dirtydeed]

 

[bucktail]

Posted earlier:
During my first 3rd shift as captain of the company fire department, I got a call of a medical/chemical emergency in the production assembly area. They had recently begun using cyanoacrylates (crazy glue) for some assemblies. A sitting woman had broken the tube & had glue all over her hands, didn't know it and touched her eyelid with her right index finger, gluing it fast. Her supervisor came up behind her to help, reached over the top, grabbed her hand, and promptly glued both of his hands to hers, which was glued to her eyelid. I arrived just in time to stop an employee from pouring a 2 1/2 gal bucket of acetone over her head. Knowing there was almost nothing I could do, I called for the pros and taped them into a single unit so her eyelid would remain intact. The paramedics later informed me that took a surgeon over an hour to separate then with a scalpel.
Hardest part for me & the paramedics was to keep from cracking up.

At a company where i used to work they did manual injection molding. The molds were assembled, with the wiring harness and connector and someone would come around and fill them with a 2 part compound (coanthane 1556 IIRC). They had refurbished an old mixing machine. In addition to having a trigger on the front of the gun that would open the valve, it had a button on the back. One of the gals filling the molds stopped to gossip and threw the hoses and gun over her shoulder which depressed the button, dumping resin into another gal's hair. By the time I got over there, they were finishing washing her hair in MEK. Apparently I was the idiot for thinking that they should have just cut the hair.

 

[bmblank]

Don't look shredded or faded to me ....

Dodge generally puts the engine displacement on the front fender or hood ... At least currently ...

The 383 is a 50 year old engine, not sure why anyone would put that in a 10 year old car, when the 392 has a lot more power!

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[skeets]

 

[Selkirk_D]

Now this is bad. LOL!!

 

[dirtydeed]