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[bmblank]

And then joined the Marine Corps.

*I* was gonna make that joke!

 

[dirtydeed]

 

[Shawn T. W]

Not a clue what that is about ... ?

 

[Henro]

Not a clue what that is about ... ?

Does the last symbol on the second line represent the peace sign or a number?

I’m guessing that’s the way we speak here in Western Pennsylvania since I got it right away. Or at least I got my local version of it!

 

[Russell King]

Not a clue what that is about ... ?

Just say words for what you see
There is a Lion
There is a Pizza
There is a poop but use the more vulgar term S***
There is an Eye
There is a Bee
There is a number Two

 

[Toyboy]

I don't visit this board to have to work that hard

 

[Shawn T. W]

I guess English has just become too hard for folks these days ... !

 

[Bmyers]

THe answer:

She is a lion (lying) pizza (piece) of poop (#$^%)

But poop ($%#^) eye (I) bee (be) lion (lying) two (too)

(I have have young nieces and grandnieces that requires me to dechpier their text messages when I receive them. Yet if my wife and I want to communicate something privately, all we have to do is write it in cursive and they have to breakout the Rosetta Stone to try to decipher it.)

 

[Daren Todd]

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Ancient Hyroglifics are coming back

 

[Bmyers]

 

[dirtydeed]

 

[xrocketengineer]

My brain....

My brain after spending all of Tuesday troubleshooting and trying to repair Windows 11 on my Wife's desktop and finding out at the end that one of the memory modules was shot....

 

[GreensvilleJay]

Sad but...a proper P.O.S.T. would have found that when you booted the PC up.....

 

[PoTreeBoy]

Sad but...a proper P.O.S.T. would have found that when you booted the PC up.....

Has Microsoft eliminated that as part of the 'faster' start-up?

 

[Hugo Habicht]

Has Microsoft eliminated that as part of the 'faster' start-up?

No, they eliminated it because they are clueless. How did Donald Knuth phrase it at a presentation here: "they could have done better".

Hard to believe that there are still people using microsoft.
Ok, sorry, rant over, but had to say it.

 

[dirtydeed]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[xrocketengineer]

No, they eliminated it because they are clueless. How did Donald Knuth phrase it at a presentation here: "they could have done better".

Hard to believe that there are still people using microsoft.
Ok, sorry, rant over, but had to say it.

I have not found any memory tests in the new fangled UEFI unlike in the old BIOS.

But this is what I learned and the order of actions that will fix most Windows 11 issues:

Assuming that you have already done a Disk Check,

Check the memory within Windows:

In the Windows Search Box, type in "Windows Memory Diagnostics". Right click and "Run as the administrator". On the next Window click on "Restart now and check for problems".
After the computer restarts, the memory checks will start and if the memory is really bad, it might tell you right off the bat.

After the memory checks out OK or the problem is corrected. Then open a CMD prompt as the administrator and type:

dism /online /cleanup-image /restorehealth

This will take while to run to the end. Only if it finishes successfully with no errors or the errors were corrected, then type:

sfc /scannow

Again, it will take a while to run.

If either of these two checks above fail, run Wufix.bat and run it from the CMD prompt as the administrator. It will take a long while to run, but it will perform a bunch of things to repair Windows corrupt files and almost any other issues with Windows. The attached Wufix.zip will unzip into Wufix.bat ready to run from the CMD prompt. After it runs and Windows is rebooted everything will be fixed.
By the way, the two checks above should be done on a regular basis to keep Windows healthy.

I hope that helps.