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The most terrifying moment in life is when the toilet refuses to flush at someone else's house 
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That's why I poop in the sink... Then I don't need to worry about whether the toilet will flush or not...The most terrifying moment in life is when the toilet refuses to flush at someone else's house
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You will never be invited over to my place!!!
That reminds me of something that happened as a kid.
Our baby sitters family ran and owned the actual inn pictured in the Bob Newhart show.
As a toddler my brother and I spent quite a bit of time at that inn with their kids.
Their son got confused and pooped in the urinal thinking that it was a seat.
Well all of us boys got in trouble for it
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No, no....do it in the shower. Then just stomp it down the drain with your feet.
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Ya'll are just plain nastyNo, no....do it in the shower. Then just stomp it down the drain with your feet.
Nothing worse than when it stands bolt upright barking at you and no amount of flushing will budge itThe most terrifying moment in life is when the toilet refuses to flush at someone else's house
Definitely a life defining moment. Do I reach in and give it a nudge, is there a broom stick, do I put googly eyes on it and give it a name?
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Wife had that happen the second time she stayed over at my apartment while we were dating.
In her defense, the place had some pretty dodgy plumbing But she was mortified dirtydeed
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Waffle stomp!No, no....do it in the shower. Then just stomp it down the drain with your feet.
You guys are sick. You Poop in the sink or shower?
20 years ago... I told my 15 y/o son; Don't jack off in the shower, it clogs up the drain trap. And I have to fix it. Do it in the toilet. We are just human males.
And you guys are pooping in a sink!!
20 years ago... I told my 15 y/o son; Don't jack off in the shower, it clogs up the drain trap. And I have to fix it. Do it in the toilet. We are just human males.
And you guys are pooping in a sink!!
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That's an excellent bonding momentWife had that happen the second time she stayed over at my apartment while we were dating.
Did she name it?
When I was a pre schooler I went to the sale barn in Fergus Falls with my parents. There were about a half dozen other kids there and we were playing under the bleachers. Someone left a toilet under there. All of us pissed in it and one of the kids dropped a deuce in there. Kinda wonder how many times it was used before it was removed.
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That's when you get the poop knife!Wife had that happen the second time she stayed over at my apartment while we were dating.
Lived in Germany for about 10 years as a kid. Their toilets are designed with a shelf for solids to land on. I guess for inspection. When you flush, water pushes it off toward the front and down the drain. It often took two or more flushes to make it disappear. And occasionally, while making a dig deposit, it would bottom out before it cleared the bomb chute.
Needless to say, it made quite the impression on this American youngster! And for interesting conversations with my dad and brother. Mom, not so much.
When I went to Ecuador in the 80's we bunked at a kids camp. They gave us instructions to never flush any paper. They provided a wicker basket for paper. They collected the paper daily and burned it.