Daily Chuckle

[Daren Todd]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

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You better KNOT worry about it!

 

[Magicman]

I am quite certain that it is a slip knot.

 

[Magicman]

 

[Henro]

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Obviously, it's an amazing udder knot...is it not?

 

[Daylight]

 

[Moose7060]

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I'm married, it's a shall knot!

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

There are five different kinds of sex:
The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime. Including the kitchen.
The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you've got to do it in the bedroom.
The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"
And the last, fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in court.

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[skeets]

I think we both know exactly what I mean.

 

[Henro]

I think we both know exactly what I mean.

Actually, skeets might know what you meant, but I didn’t and still don’t.

 

[Daylight]

 

[Toyboy]

 

[Toyboy]