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skeets

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A man is on his deathbed. He asked his nurse to be a witness to his will.
His wife, his daughter and two sons are bedside.
"So", he says to them:
"Danny, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses..."
"Judy, you take the apartments over Los Angeles Plaza... "
"Steve, I want you to take the offices over in city center.... "
"Anna, my dear wife please take all the residential buildings downtown..."
The nurses is just blown away by all this, and as the man slips away, she says, "Mrs. Morris your husband must have been such a hard-working man that have accumulated all this property".
The wife replies, "Property? The asshole has a paper route,"
 
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I dunno if ‘weird’ is the correct word. Scary comes to mind when I think about how many air wasters are making millions as ‘influencers’ on social media. Not so much that they’re making millions, but because of how many idiots can’t think for themselves and need someone who’s never had to work for a living to tell them what to do, and how parents’ and grandparents’ advice is discounted because they read something different on the internet. Younger generations seem to be oblivious to the fact that people who love them and support them are actually trying help them while the influencers are simply helping themselves. They just can’t seem to connect the dots.
I'm not saying I disagree or anything, but I have to say, most of what my mom emails me is right from something she read on the internet... :D
 

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I'm not saying I disagree or anything, but I have to say, most of what my mom emails me is right from something she read on the internet... :D
Is your mom a social media influencer? Or is she just YOUR influencer? 😳
 

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Someone was looking for canopy ideas in an earlier thread....
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