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[dirtydeed]

All of the ten senior members of the Board of Directors of the company were called into the chairman's office one at a time until only Bob, the most junior member was left sitting outside.

Finally it was Bob's turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find the chairman and the ten other directors seated around a table. He was invited to join them, which he did. As soon as he had sat down the chairman turned to Bob looking him squarely in the eye, and with a stern voice, asked, “Have you ever had sex with Mrs. Jones, my secretary?”

“Oh, no Sir, positively not!” Bob replied.

“Are you absolutely sure?” asked the chairman.

“Honest, I’ve never been close enough to even touch her!”

"You’d swear to that?"

"Yes, I swear I’ve never had sex with Mrs. Jones anytime, anywhere."

"Good, then you fire her!".

I thought for sure that Bob was going to reply with...

"well, that depends on what the definition of is,... is"

For those of you that are too young to know, that was courtesy of Bill Clinton at his finest hour.

 

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courtesy of Bill Clinton at his finest hour.

Finest hour *in public*...

 

[Toyboy]

 

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[Tughill Tom]

 

[Magicman]

 

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[Fordtech86]

 

[Toyboy]

 

[RCW]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Tughill Tom]

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Oh yea, we're getting a new one where NOBODY LIVES! But its on a highway.

 

[PoTreeBoy]

Oh yea, we're getting a new one where NOBODY LIVES! But its on a highway.

And I thought DG was a Southern thing! They're everywhere.

 

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