Gonna put this one on the daily chuckle thread, too:
A movie production company desperately needs a new idea. They decide to make an Action Film featuring Classical Musicians.
They begin to enlist famous Action Heroes, offering them a high pay if they’re willing to play the roles. The actors that finally agreed were; Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
They were then told to chose which Classical Artist they wanted portray.
Sylvester Stallone says, “I’ll be Beethoven.”
Bruce Willis says, “I’ll be Mozart.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger says, “I’ll be Bach.”
