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You know the kids today, with their loud music, hula hoops, fax machines... I really don't expect anybody to get the reference, but if you do? You nerd.

The sound that ball makes is so satisfying, though...

I am happy to say that I have never spent a dime getting my hair cut. When I was a kit my mom did it. Then for a while my brother and I did each others hair. Now my wife cuts my hair. I mean, what's left of it, anyway. Not sure why it's a point of pride. I know others think I'm weird for...

I'm pretty sure you could just replace all of those days with Saturday.

Two mad men came up with a plan to escape from their mental institution. They'd sneak up to the gate house, beat up the guard, open the gate and run off. When the day finally came to enact their plan, they snuck out to the gate house to find that there wasn't a guard and the gate was left wide...

Arg. That's a good explanation. Except the psychiatrist has it, too...

Is anybody else ticked off that there's a button on the negative end?

I hear she also went to Dallas for some reason...

Man, I read that way wrong at first. I was so confused. I thought it was 3 different sentences. Then I finally realized that was a sucker and not a lollipop.

That's obviously a didgeridoo... Bassoon? Come on, people.

I had to think a sec about the cranberries and I almost missed Bush... I'm thinkin tree, or plant... what kind of plant is that...

Pearl Jam, NIN, Smashing Pumpkins, Bush, Cranberries, Counting Crows, Redhot Chili Peppers, Korn and Matchbox 20. Nailed it!

Or is it an Orangubang?

So what you're telling me is you can only tighten barbaric bolts and nuts and can only loosen metric bolts and nuts? I hope you have the left handed equivalent... And don't anybody start saying it's supposed to be the other way around! I am 100% positive, and everybody else should know, that...

Lucky lights was my brand. Is it the girly brand, maybe, but I like what I like, ya know. I ain't embarrassed.

Are you sure that's not my mormor and morfar's house (technically my cousins' mormor and morfar - other side of the family)? I mean, I don't recognize the woman, but everything else sure looks like it.

I thought it was a pretty easy one. But then again, I guess I'm an early 80s kid.

A new meaning to the phrase, "got a turtle head pokin' out!"