Daily Chuckle

[D2Cat]

Mother nature didn't like that guy. Mural in Toledo, Ohio.

 

[Sidekick]

 

[DaTow'd]

A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven.

When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him. "Welcome. You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully."

Without hesitating, the conspiracy theorist asks, "Who really shot Kennedy?"

God replies, "Lee Harvey Oswald shot him from sixth floor of the Texas School Book Depository. There were no accomplices. He acted alone"

The conspiracy theorist pauses, thinks to himself, then says "Shit! This goes higher up than I thought!"

 

[D2Cat]

Someone's password: 2 444 66666 8888888
What do you see?

 

[#40Fan]

I won't spoil it!

 

[SAR Tracker]

10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10

 

[Magicman]

 

[Henro]

Someone's password: 2 444 66666 8888888
What do you see?

The only thing that came to mind was a cheer, something like:

"2…4…6…8…Who do we appreciate!"

But my AI buddy probably came up with a solution, along with an explanation on how it was figured out, based on an old style telephone keypad:

" AINT “ ( like in ain’t))

 

[Sawdust&Shavings]

Someone's password: 2 444 66666 8888888
What do you see?

2 3 4 5 6 7 8

 

[chim]

Someone's password: 2 444 66666 8888888
What do you see?

A mistake. Last series should be 88888888

 

[Speed25]

Someone's password: 2 444 66666 8888888
What do you see?

One 2, three 4's, five 6's, seven 8's.

 

[D2Cat]

A mistake. Last series should be 88888888

Chim, you trying to wake me up? I tried to type seven of the digit 8's.

 

[chim]

Oops. Can't count. I thought I saw six 6"s. How about another attempt? Let me 'splain the pattern I see:

2 added to 2 = 4. four is written down and two more "4's" added to the right make it 444

2 added to each 4 makes it 666. two more "6's" added to the right make it 66666

2 added to each 6 makes it 88888, tow more "8's added to the right make it 8888888

Then on to SARtracker's 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10

 

[#40Fan]

One 2, three 4's, five 6's, seven 8's.

Very close.

 

[Magicman]

 

[skeets]

OK so whats the point

 

[skeets]

 

[Bee-Positive]

Someone's password: 2 444 66666 8888888
What do you see?

1 3 5 7

 

[#40Fan]

Alright, I'll tell you.

12345678

1(2)3(4)5(6)7(8)

When some asks what your password is, you can tell them 12345678, but you really mean 1-Two, 3-Fours, 5-Sixes, 7-Eights.

 

[bmblank]

I hope I'm spelling it right....

Menthol Camfer is what my mother would go to for any cuts. It come in a 3" or so round tin canister. In fact, she had 2 or 3 different "treatments" in different colored containers.

For me, growing up, it was either iodine or hydrogen peroxide. For me now it's just rub some dirt on it for minors and paper towel and duct tape for really bad ones...