It has begun

[skeets]

To all units:
04/11/2026
This morning at approximately 0800 a member of a radical group calling them selves Marmota monax has been sighted inside our legal border.
It is unknown at this time, how much damage has been to our infrastructure .
All units are cleared for the use of deadly force using any and all resources available until farther notice.
Sniper nests are here by activated.
All stations will report to command on any movement, contact or damage.

 

[John T]

Put a pot on the stove with some carrots and Ongiouns....

 

[Gaspasser]

To all units:
04/11/2026
This morning at approximately 0800 a member of a radical group calling them selves Marmota monax has been sighted inside our legal border.
It is unknown at this time, how much damage has been to our infrastructure .
All units are cleared for the use of deadly force using any and all resources available until farther notice.
Sniper nests are here by activated.
All stations will report to command on any movement, contact or damage.

My issue is with Erithizon dorsatum. The little #%^(^$+'s chew up my hemlocks, killing them as well as crap in my barn. I am told they also chew on tractor tires. They nest in an abandoned house next door which is filled with quills and feces. Wife thinks they are cute and refuses to let me "remedy" the situation. Fortunately, we are not yet living at that woodlot site so when she is not there, there may be an accidental episode of "acute copper-jacketed lead poisoning" occurring.

 

[skeets]

Ya do what ya gota go

 

[The Evil Twin]

Fur missile battery on active alert.

 

[Gaspasser]

We have a fur missile as well but quill extraction in the middle of the night is not my idea of excitement. LOL.

 

[JimDeL]

My issue is with Erithizon dorsatum. The little #%^(^$+'s chew up my hemlocks, killing them as well as crap in my barn. I am told they also chew on tractor tires.

They also seem to like rubber brake lines and hydraulic lines. Copper jacked pills work well to remedy the situation. Lead slug .22's also work, and are generally quieter than their big brothers.