Daily Chuckle

[Old_Paint]

YOUR granddaughter? No filter? Naaawwww!

Yeah, guess she had a little influence growing up. She’s lived with us since she was 2 months old. She’s 17 now, and still has a habit of saying things that she probably should have just thought.

 

[Old_Paint]

It's not the same now but back 20 years, every Veterinarian place in Raleigh had a Chinese restaurant either next door or across the street... I ain't say there was a correlation, I'm just stating facts... Whatever it was, it was always good.

I have pointed this fact out in every country that my wife and I have visited. I bet her $10 that if she saw an asian restaurant, there would be a veterinarian, pet shop, or animal shelter within 1 mile, no matter where in the world we were. US, Scotland, Ireland, NewZealand, and Australia have all proven my claim. She hasn’t paid up yet, and is still trying to prove me wrong. She likes Asian food a lot more than I do.

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[D2Cat]

A State Trooper pulled an 87-year-old woman over for No Fenders. As he looked at her drivers license he was surprised to notice that attached to it was a conceal weapon permit. Taken aback, he couldn't help but ask if she had a gun in her possession.
She replied in her crackly voice that she indeed did have a .45 automatic in her glove compartment. The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons to which she replied that she also had a 9mm Glock in her center console. The shocked trooper asked if that was all and the little old lady held up her purse and replied, “Well, I do keep a .38 special in my purse.”
Finally the astonished trooper asked with a smirk, “What are you afraid of?”
The little old lady smiled and replied, “Not a damn thing.”

 

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