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"The anthropologists got it wrong when they named our species Homo sapiens ('wise man'). In any case it's an arrogant and bigheaded thing to say, wisdom being one of our least evident features." Terry Pratchet

Then many of us here must have redneck blood... :cool:

This is what I use for my classics and old-timers (and the BX...), one for each vehicle. I don't keep invoices/bills/receipts though, as I don't intend to ever sell them (my nephew who works on them will inherit...).

If this won't make you smile, nothing will:

Back in the early '80s, my late grandfather was into distilling (for our ATF friends: I am overseas, so don't bother... ) and I assisted him... :cool: We went the whole way, from making the fruit wine to distilling the final product. Great memories! Nowadays there's no need for that anymore...

The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going on.

Baroque organ music is the only one that can bring tears to my eyes. The Arrival of the Queen of Sheba was recorded in a church only a few miles from my village:

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