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Yep! Safety switches is fer sissies!

ewww … makes me recall the time a cigarette butt hit my leg just below the Hem of my shorts and … somehow I didn't drop it, and figured pretty quick if was entirely accidental. I don't recall ever wearing shorts on a motorcycle after that. Hey, does that prove I'm not too dumb to be taught?

Well, one could hope but it seems doubtful that there would be another anniversary. jus' sayin'

Well, rekon that's all enybudy needs ta pruve she ain't a Injun. (Ain't sayin' nuthin' 'bout her in-tek-grity ner her troof-el-ness! It's fer smorter fowks ta figger.)

You guys are so wrong! She explained that she didn't want to get the tires dirty–I think she saw what's on your boots!

Yep, cain't resist a challenge. They say hit cain't be dun 'n Ah see hit jis' ain't bin dun yet.

Sheeplady,what he said! Yer dad ROCKS!

Well, obviously not Timothy Leary, but still … Berkley–enough said!

Oh no! "Somebody" din' lock up and a Libertarian got in! :eek:

Couldn't stop laughing. skeets, you just keep getting worser 'n worser!

Glad you were just stuttering; I'd hate to find that we got our own Jordan Peterson –and a red-neckid one to boot!

Hey skeets, somebody famous once said, "Without pictures, it din' happen!".

Hey, bearbait, it's funny, but not twice as funny. :D

So, Bubba, tell us the "Paul Harvey page 2" -- did you fart? : Do :eek: :p

Hey c'mon bearbait, who you kidding, when did you ever fart just once? shheh! :o:o:o

bearbait, yo man wuz a peece uv werk! Ain't no wander yew tornet out see much lak skeets! LMAO

Father O’Malley answers the phone. -Hello, is this Father O’Malley? -It is -This is the IRS. Can you help us? -I can -Do you know a Ted Houlihan? -I do -Is he a member of your congregation? -He is -Did he donate $10,000 to the church? -He will-

IRS inquiry The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them". Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay...

Aw, man what can I say? Global warming hasn't helped yet. <sob>