There once was a man from Nantucket…..Who had a backhoe and bucket…………...

[Runs With Scissors]

Get your mind out of the gutter…………...

I left the trailer outside the other day, and well, true to form…………….It snowed like hell.

Well I break out the shovel and about 2.6 seconds later, I say to myself…….”Hey dumbass, what “tool” do you have that would make this job easier???????"

Enter, Generals Lee and Jackson………………...

But now the damn tailgate is "frozen solid" in place………..Hmmmm.

It don’t take long to figure this one out.

Then, ohhh soo gracefully, I slip the teeth of the bucket under the edge……...

And a few seconds later……...


Whaaaa Laaaaa!!!!!

In my next life, I’m gonna be a “backhoe salesman"

 

[GrumpyFarmer]

Get your mind out of the gutter…………...

I left the trailer outside the other day, and well, true to form…………….It snowed like hell.

Well I break out the shovel and about 2.6 seconds later, I say to myself…….”Hey dumbass, what “tool” do you have that would make this job easier???????"

Enter, Generals Lee and Jackson………………...


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But now the damn tailgate is "frozen solid" in place………..Hmmmm.

It don’t take long to figure this one out.

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Then, ohhh soo gracefully, I slip the teeth of the bucket under the edge……...





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And a few seconds later……...


Whaaaa Laaaaa!!!!!


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In my next life, I’m gonna be a “backhoe salesman"

….Who does all the chores with a backhoe bucket…

 

[Vlach7]

Last time I tried that was with my full-size backhoe years ago, and put a hole through my trailer, you are a braver man then I.

 

[PoTreeBoy]

….Who does all the chores with a backhoe bucket…

The man who owns a 'hoe. All others watch in fascination and admiration.

 

[Shawn T. W]

Backhoe's sure are handy!

Don't regret for a minute buying mine!

 

[WI_Hedgehog]

There once was a man from Nantucket…..
Who had a backhoe and bucket.
He fired his rig
but failed to dig
because ice hit his trailer and stuck it.


He scraped the load
then did unfold
the ramp with the teeth of the hoe.

A poet he's not
all covered in snot
from working out in the cold.

But he'll post his tale
while sucking down ale
and the next milling adventure unfolds.

 

[skeets]

I had a buddy that had a ho, then he finally divorced her