Recent content by Old_Paint

  1. Old_Paint

    Daily Chuckle

    I like it!
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    Never forget the folks that rely on AI mostly were eating Tide pods a few years ago.
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    I officially declared war on chipmunks about 15 years ago. It's going about as well as some other wars. They are PERSISTENT!
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    What did you do to or on your Kubota today?

    Nice place you got there. Like the rolling hills. Should get plenty deer in when those trees mature enough to start bearing acorns. A lot better for them than corn feed.
  5. Old_Paint

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    Even simpler. Bury the body vertical (standing up) and place an endangered species plant on the dig site. Bob's yer uncle.
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    And the triple dog dare left no options.
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    We had one of the ’cube’ type gym sets like that one in your photo, but also a larger pyramid type with a center pole much like a fireman’s pole to slide back down after climbing to the top. I still wonder what kind and how much math was used to determine just how close to death a child would be...
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    Milk cartons in the 60's had the same usefulness. We had one like that in the children's home that I grew up in, and another that was probably at least 20 feet high with no guard rails other than the hand rails for the ladder. Dunno, maybe kids back then understood gravity better and didn't...
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    This reminds me of, ummm, ME! ME and the missus more often than not fall asleep with the TV on. Probably has a little to do with being at least 30 years older than this couple.
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    The Definition of Stress Stress: When the mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the everlovin' sh** out of someone who desperately deserves it.
  11. Old_Paint

    What did you do to or on your Kubota today?

    Those little pumps from HF are the bees knees. A couple new D-cells each year empties a 5 gallon can in less than 10 minutes. I set the can on the loader boom and stick the pump in and Bob’s yer uncle. I wait until I know 5 gallons will fit and just empty the can.
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    What did you do to or on your Kubota today?

    We had a saying at work: “Every day, do just a little more than is expected of you and soon, more will be expected of you. No good deed goes unpunished. Keep doing more and more with less and less and one day you can do everything with nothing. “ If the person you’re helping has no more...
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    What did you do to or on your Kubota today?

    At my age, I Now I know what to do for the pollen down here next spring. All kidding aside, that should work very nicely. Turning the rake on an angle should pitch the snow out the side, too. Just gotta do it all going backward if there's much snow at all. Then again, what I know about snow...
  14. Old_Paint

    Daily Chuckle

    LOL. That was NOT the objective. The objective was to inform, and only that.
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    Sending you a PM.