Recent content by ayak

They all arrived at the Pearly Gates and Saint Peter says, “Let me ask you a question before admitting you to heaven.” To the first he says, “My son, while on Earth did you lead a good life?” “Oh yes, ” says the first man,” I had thirty years of marriage to a wonderful woman, and I was honest in...

A farmer had 5 female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned 5 male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived 60 miles apart, so they decided to...

I’d hate to see where his fez ended up 🤔

The dark side has the backside…

But you sure can numb it pretty good with a 2x4

All I know is as the son of an old Army nurse who was a child of the Great Depression and consequently NEVER threw anything out, AND who’s cure for ANYTHING was the family enema bulb…it was not a very happy experience being the youngest of 6 with just a scratch on my arm, staring at that...

Hope he’s not in an Air Traffic Control