Recent content by ayak

The dark side has the backside…

But you sure can numb it pretty good with a 2x4

All I know is as the son of an old Army nurse who was a child of the Great Depression and consequently NEVER threw anything out, AND who’s cure for ANYTHING was the family enema bulb…it was not a very happy experience being the youngest of 6 with just a scratch on my arm, staring at that...

Hope he’s not in an Air Traffic Control

A wife asked her husband,” If I died in a foreign country like Jerusalem and it took $30,000.00 to ship my body back home but only $500.00 to bury me there what would you do ?” Husband: “ let me see…. I would pay to ship you back home.” wife: “ Oh you would, Darling that is so sweet.”...

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place... First guy, "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy, "That's nothing; I had...

You’re in your prime now. but if need be, we’ll go all Ted Williams on ya and get your head frozen. 🤣