Quotations To Live By.....

[Daren Todd]

Getting older is like frying bacon in the nude!!!! You know it's gonna hurt, just not sure where

 

[Newlyme]

Or....

Getting older is like Welding in your pajamas!!!! You know it's gonna hurt, just not sure where

As I learned on OTT.

 

[olthumpa]

Never play Russian Roulette with a semi automatic gun!

 

[D2Cat]

What did they call "clockwise" before clocks were invented?

 

[skeets]

They say,,,Man thats better than sliced bread,,, so what was better than before they had bread?

 

[Josef]

I used to believe being all alone was as bad as it gets,
I've since discovered that being around people that
make you feel all alone is far worse.

 

[Bulldog777]

What did they call "clockwise" before clocks were invented?

"Right turn Clyde"?
- Clint Eastwood

 

[Bulldog777]

If it don't fit, force it. If it breaks,....it needed replacing anyways.

Measure twice, cut once.

Yes, dear.

 

[olthumpa]

What did they call "clockwise" before clocks were invented?

 

[Newlyme]

Off course.

Dialwise!

 

[fatjay]

Speak softly and carry a large stick.

Never fry bacon naked.

Those two have gotten me through quite a bit.

 

[Lil Foot]

Large stick.

 

[fatjay]

We all have our own large stick. Or large stick cabinet, with various large sticks. Large stick rack on the mantle. etc.

 

[Lil Foot]

Stickage is good.

 

[skeets]

small sticks work good too

 

[clay45]

Didn't go thru the entire thread so forgive me if I duplicate someone else's post. I've always enjoyed:

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

If it ain't yours; Don't touch it.

 

[D2Cat]

I had a medical Dr. tell me when I asked her about a specific surgery another Dr. had suggested,

"Can't make a well person better!"

Pretty sound advise. The other Dr. keep reminding me my insurance would cover the entire procedure. I think he may have had a boat payment coming due.

 

[Lil Foot]

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

That is awesome! I'm going to have to adopt that one!

 

[dandeman]

Thread is getting too long to go through so if this is someone's else's we can just celebrate how appropriate it is to us with our Orange Toys.

Never too old to have a happy child hood!

 

[skeets]

You dont stop playing because you get old,,,,,,
You get old because you stop playing !!!