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sheepfarmer said:
I took my 70 yr old dad to the mall to get new shoes and we stopped at the food court to get a bite to eat. In the seat next to my dad was a young lady with spiked hair, red, orange, and blue spikes.

My dad stared at the teenager for a long time, and she stared right back, until after a while she said " what's the matter with you Pops, didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?"

Knowing my dad I quickly swallowed my food so as not to choke at his reply,

In his classic style, he responded without missing a beat, " Yes, once I got stoned and had sex with a parrot. I was wondering if you might be my daughter."
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OMG, what a comeback, good for him. Now i've got to clean the coffee off the puter screen.
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Winner of this years ugly sweater contest at work :D :D



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Not sure how it popped up the back of the sweater



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To those of you who think Hillary Clinton is not a powerful women, think of this.....
She is the only woman to get two United States Presidents Impeached for Humiliating her.
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