What is the best way to keep my mind off of this topic ?

[Sylvesten]

I keep on constantly thinking about going to vietnam to marry my girlfriend, I have to wait 2 years more. How can I keep my mind off this topic so I can focus on college ???

 

[meanjean]

Buy a tractor, avoid anything with rice tires.

 

[DsBota]

Thats great advice meanjean!

 

[dusty-t]

Ditto on what they said. Plus a tractor will do things for you that a girl can not. Dusty

 

[Eric McCarthy]

I dont think I want to know why this dude has to go to Vietnam to marry a woman or wait 2 more years unless she's under the age of 18, which is kinda disturbing since the mention of college. That makes him atleast 18ish

 

[stuart]

 

[B7100hst-d]

before I can offer you my best advice, I need a few things:

pics of your fiance'
pics of your kubota

Then I will give you the omnipotent opine you seek.


*nice first post, but you need to go back to troll school. You didn't even provide the link to buy korean nikes for $12, or mail order vietnamese bride (whilst doing the ol bait and switch providing pics of russian brides) or offering me a special payment for assisting your re acquisition of your south american throne by cashing your money order...

 

[LRP]

thats a funny first post alright. me thinks he,s drinking porch climber
or puting candy up his nose and he don,t know if hese on foot or horseback.
anyhow my take on love is **love is a bulge in the pants**
thats my story and im,ma sticking to it.
Louis

 

[fatbob]

Unzip pants, take our XXXXX, Lay XXXXX on wooden or steel table, Take rubber hammer, Strike XXXXX as hard as possible with rubber hammer. NOW, that will keep your silly butt busy for awhile.

 

[skeets]

Did she happen to say,,,
Me Love You Long time 50 P,
Me number 1 boom boom, me sucky sucky long time??
Or Me sooo Hornry!!!!
You got girlfriend vietnam?
Hey GI you want meet my sister she cherry