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D2Cat

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One morning a husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decided to take the boat out and go for a ride. She motored out a short distance, anchored, and began to read her book.


A short time later, along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulled up alongside the woman and said, “Good morning Ma’am. What are you doing?”

“Reading a book,” she replied, (thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?”)

“You’re in a restricted fishing area,” he informed her.

“I’m sorry officer, but I’m not fishing, I’m reading.”

“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”

“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” said the woman.

“But I haven’t even touched you,” said the game warden.

“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”

“Have a nice day ma’am,” he said and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think
 
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Henro

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One morning a husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decided to take the boat out and go for a ride. She motored out a short distance, anchored, and began to read her book.


A short time later, along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulled up alongside the woman and said, “Good morning Ma’am. What are you doing?”

“Reading a book,” she replied, (thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?”)

“You’re in a restricted fishing area,” he informed her.

“I’m sorry officer, but I’m not fishing, I’m reading.”

“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”

“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” said the woman.

“But I haven’t even touched you,” said the game warden.

“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”

“Have a nice day ma’am,” he said and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think
What color wasn’t her hair? 😂
 
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chim

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I played on one exactly like that in the small playground across the street from my grandparents' house. They also had a really tall (stainless?) sliding board that we'd sit on waxed paper to go faster. There was a heavy merry-go-round made of 1-1/2" or so pipe with maybe eight 2x10 seats.. Real monster with grease zerks that actually got lubed. Tall frame for the wooden swings that were known to try to KO a kid from time to time. We survived!
 
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Our playground equipment doubled as tornado shelters. Big old concrete pipes on asphalt.
 

Daren Todd

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I played on one exactly like that in the small playground across the street from my grandparents' house. They also had a really tall (stainless?) sliding board that we'd sit on waxed paper to go faster. There was a heavy merry-go-round made of 1-1/2" or so pipe with maybe eight 2x10 seats.. Real monster with grease zerks that actually got lubed. Tall frame for the wooden swings that were known to try to KO a kid from time to time. We survived!
I have a permanent crown on a front tooth from a set of monkey bars like that 🤣😂🤣😂😂