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M4900 Utility Special 4WD e/w FEL & 1530 John Deere "Traveling Man"
Oct 8, 2019
Brookhaven, MS
A man was talking to his wife of 50+ years on her death bed. She told him to go look under the bed in the box she had there. He reached under the bed and pulled out a cardboard box and inside he found 3 eggs and $10,000 in cash. He asked her what the eggs were for. She told him "Every time we had bad sex I put an egg in the box." Thinking about how long they had been married and how many times they had sex and only 3 eggs made him very proud of himself. He then asked her about the money. She replied "Every time I got a dozen eggs I'd go ahead and sell them."


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Apr 28, 2013
Chenango County, NY
I used to get my haircut from Gail in a small barbershop. Was a good barber, normally.

She was a pisser.

Real moody. Mouth would make a Marine blush.

Got a 6-minute haircut once. She was so worked up. Did a really bad job. I wasn’t arguing with her when she had scissors in her hand…..

2-3 weeks later she’s asks “who the f&$& cut your hair last?!?!😤😤😤

Ummm, you did Gail….got my next couple haircuts free….😁
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