A man was talking to his wife of 50+ years on her death bed. She told him to go look under the bed in the box she had there. He reached under the bed and pulled out a cardboard box and inside he found 3 eggs and $10,000 in cash. He asked her what the eggs were for. She told him "Every time we had bad sex I put an egg in the box." Thinking about how long they had been married and how many times they had sex and only 3 eggs made him very proud of himself. He then asked her about the money. She replied "Every time I got a dozen eggs I'd go ahead and sell them."
I had an electric radiator fan fail shortly after it was installed in my Chrysler LHS.
Had the mechanic tell me that "Whoever installed this was an idiot!"
I then showed him the receipt that showed HE installed it.
I got a replacement for free.