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bearbait

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Sometimes...when you cry, no one sees the tears.

Sometimes...when you are in pain, no one sees your hurt.

Sometimes...when you are worried, no one sees your stress.

Sometimes...when you are happy, no one sees your smile.

But fart just ONE TIME...!
 

sawmill

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A couple of old guys in Palm Desert were golfing when one mentioned that
he was going to go to Dr. Smith for a new set of dentures in the morning.

His elderly buddy remarked that he too had gone to the very same dentist
two years before.

"Is that so?" asked the first old guy. "Did he do a good job?";

The second oldster replied, "Well, I was on the golf course yesterday when
a guy on the next fairway hooked a shot. The ball must have been going at
least 200 mph when it smacked me right in the balls".

The first old guy was confused and asked, "What the hell does that have to
do with your dentures?"

"It was the first time my teeth didn't hurt ..."
 

bearbait

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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”
She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?”
“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”
“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.”
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.”
“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".
 

skeets

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Dear Caesar.... Maybe you shouldnt go to the Senate today,,,, just sayin
 

Daren Todd

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So, Bubba, tell us the "Paul Harvey page 2" -- did you fart? : Do :eek: :p
This reminds me of the age old saying :p He who smelt it, dealt it!!! :D:D

Wife belched one day to the horror of one of the grandsons. He said "Mamma!!! you burp like a man!!!" :eek: She replied " Would you rather have me burp like a man, or fart like one!!" :p Nothing like torchering the grand kids :D:D
 

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Feller walks into a bar with an alligator on a leash.

Pulls up a stool and says "Do you serve lawyers here?"

Bartender says "Sure. What'll ya have?"

Feller says "I'll have a beer, and bring a lawyer for my 'gator."
 

skeets

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COFF COFF COFF I dont think it was that funny that somebody followed it 2 times,:rolleyes:,, puts same link up twice,,chezzzzz :D
 

bearbait

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COFF COFF COFF I dont think it was that funny that somebody followed it 2 times,:rolleyes:,, puts same link up twice,,chezzzzz :D
What can I say, I had a brain fart...seems to happen more often these days, lol. At least you and I will have something to laugh about while we're shooting pool in the old folks home eh skeets.
 

skeets

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How can I take it the wrong way?? Its blocked in the good old US of A:D