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Old 1 Day Ago   #2171
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We both laughed out loud on that one.
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You got me! I'm trying all kinds of different phonetic pronunciations, google translators, and such.
Lol, that's even funnier then the joke.
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It snowed last night...


8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from MSNBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.



so keep yer minds right & don't be piSSing on your friends leg & con him into believing

it's snowing.........
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1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.
2 - I consider "On Trend" to be the clothes that still fit.
3 - I don't need anger management. People need to stop pissing me off.
4 - My people skills are just fine. My tolerance for idiots needs work.
5 - The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I’ll remember it."
6 - I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.
7 - These days, "on time" is when I get there.
8 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.
9 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
10 - Lately, I've noticed people my age are so much older than I am.
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